9 Ayat Membunuh Dari Wanita

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Orang perempuan ni kadang kadang mulut berbisa tau tapi cakap dengan cara paling lembut termasuk lah mulut aku hehe.
So guys!
Kalau wanita cakap macam ni kau kena faham. tolong lah jadi lelaki yang memahami wanita ye. :)

Lelaki sekalian jangan sentap eh. ehee


1. Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Selalu aku cakap macam ni memang berkesan. memang la masing masing diam hehe.

2. Five minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Kejam wei. tak ada la setengah jam tapi lima belas minit tu ok la. siapa suka menunggu kan? even encik kapten aku pun pernah je being late ni. fair la tu.

3. Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Dont Do It!
Yes guys! kalau kami cakap macam tu jangan lah blah betul betul!! saja je nak bagi kau sedar. grrr

5. Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
Note it. siapa siapa yang buat lawak ke sila jangan ingat kitorang ketawa dengan lawak bodoh kau tapi ketawakan kebodohan kau yang tak faham bahasa ye.

6. Thats Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. Thats okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Bukan maksudnya kitorang tak kisah tapi most of guys think like that. tolonglah faham. kami adalah sangat sangat kisah!

7. Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you are welcome. (This is true unless she say 'Thanks a lot'- that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all). DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever'.)
Err. tapi aku pun selalu je tanya encik kapten kalau dia thanking. tapi dia selalu jawab 'for everything'. tq my love :')

8. Whatever
Is a woman's way of saying F- YOU!
Cakap F- tu macam rude tapi kalau kau tak paham jugak memang aku akan cakap je F- YOU! baru best.

9. Dont worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'Whats wrong for?' For the woman's reason, refer to #3


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love, ZIEMA